Obstructed View

So we went to the Astro's game on Wednesday night with Dangle. Awesome. Due to his friend's step mom who is the VP of Operation for the Astro's we got front row seats behind the plate. For free. We almost got 2 foul balls and hit by a bat. I got my picture taken with a dude that had the largest and longest mustache I have ever seen in person. Amazing. Also during the 7th inning stretch they played Deep in the Heart of Texas. Damn texans. Also learned that spoiled chicks from New York will not stop for pedestrians.

Like Fine Bag Wine

We went to a water park on Tuesday and it was super tight since the heat and humidity are so brutal that there's nothing else to do. So being in the water is the only solution. There also was an amusement park with the water park that we went to for a bit. I thought it would be fun to go on some rides again. It wasn't. I have never felt this old before. We went on the pirate ship, and not like the one at Great America that goes upside down but the one at the Boardwalk that just goes back and forth. OH my god. My head totally hurt and my stomach couldn't handle it at all. I mean it was the freaking pirate ship!?!? Dang. So needless to say I sat the next few rides out. Ugh. I'm so old.

Beans Beans the Musical Fruit

I just paid 3.89$ a gallon for gas a felt really really good about it.

Tell Me All Your Thoughts On God

Cus I just went to see her. So we went to Church with the rents yesterday. It was surprisingly alright. There were lots of 'Father God' and 'our Lord' stuff but it was chill. They did present us with an amazing slideshow presentation to accompany the sermon. I recreated the graph exactly as it was shown. See below:

So basically the chart doesn't lie. Based on this data alone we can conclude that Cristin is absolutely going to hell and Briana is going to heaven. I feel so enlightened.

Blue Balls and Blueberries

And maybe even some blue poop. We spent the last two days in the 'country' at C-dub's g-ma's house. We picked at least 14 lbs of blueberries. It honestly was a ton of fun. I could have picked them for hours. I probably ate at least 60$ worth of blueberries from Trader Joe's. People from all over just drive into the yard and pick buckets full and then pay 1$ per lb. Josh, you would love this bargain. I think your new job should be to own a blueberry farm. They are delicious. I'll try to save you some.

Oh and the blue balls reference is because I have to sleep in a separate room from C-dub. Yay crazy Christians!

Going Green

I just took out the recycling. It felt real good. I forgot to put a new bag back in because I had to blog about it. Sorry.