Monday, August 13, 2007

Football

Holy shit, there is pre-season football on today. I feel like a kid the night before Christmas. Although, knowing my 49ers, it will be like I was a kid who really had his heart set on an Erector set, then gets nothing but coal and used underwear.

But none the less, I am actually incapacited with excitement. I thought about many things I could do today - find a job, work on my resume, bathe - and just can't picture myself doing any of them.

There isn't really a reason for this post; I am saying nothing that anyone else would find interesting. I am just trying to find things to do between the hours of 10 and 4:30 to make that time go faster.

My nipples are hard.

1 comment:

dK said...

Although I don't consider myself an avid fan, I must admit that I've been to a football game or two in my day.

The first that comes to mind was when my brother tricked me into selling tickets to a friday night game at the high school. I didn't see much of the game, but I was able to hear a fair amount of cheering, plus I let some little kid with an OJ Simpson circa Naked Gun 33 1/3-esqu afro who claimed he "got to look for his auntie" in without paying. The other time was when I went to a college game, hoping to get one of free $100 gift certificates handed out at half-time to increase home-game attendance. After not winning, I stuck around just long enough to watch home-town hero Joey Warren return the kickoff for a touchdown.

So yeah, I guess football is pretty tight.