It has been said that people are like snowflakes: no two are a like, and the whiter they are the more beautiful they are.
Much like snowflakes, every person has specific talents. Some people go to college to develop and hone these abilities; others go to college to hit on chicks that don't shave their legs. I fell in to a third category, which can best be described as "picking your butt."
While I initially felt as though my experience at picking my own butt was not applicable to the job world, and I had missed an opportunity to find my own true calling, I realize I was just confused.
My calling is picking my butt. I can sit around and do nothing better than anyone. As opposed to running around pretending I am qualified for bullshit positions, I just need to develop my own job category that exploits my personal skills.
Some possibilities:
Movie watcher (not critic, however...too much vocab)
Couch tester
Fart-maker for movie sound effects
Burrito restaurant quality control
I am open to other suggestions.
2 comments:
Fart-joke maker
Coupon Viewer
i was thinking of some other ones when I realized how stupid the burrito quality control thing is. Unless, of course, you want to get ripped a new asshole. On second thought, I think a burrito quality control specialist is perfect.
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