Life is a mystery

What the crap? I mean I work hard all week and when I somehow amazingly get smuggled into the last 20 minutes of a random 70's holiday party with free booze and snacks is it too much to ask for a little Madonna? I mean come on. When the virgin of like a Prayer (DAVE) is in my presence all I want is a little 'god?' Stupid ass people and their crappy old ipods. It was a freaking 'mini'. I don't think anyone even knew how to work it. Wow.