Everyone knows that Winter has some big bummers. Not to say it doesn't have its ups (Holidays, puffy jackets, non-ironic scarfs), but the rain, cold, and lack of sunlight certainly dominate most people's opinions of Winter.
I would argue, however, that one crucial, oft overlooked aspect of Winter far outweighs the importance of any of the previously listed characteristics. That would be, without further delay:
The Cold Toilet Seat
People who know me, and I assume most of you fall into that category, know there is little in my life that is more important than pooping to me. How dare the blight that is Winter challenge this enjoyment, and deprive me of my god given right to poop in peace.
Fuck you Winter, I hope you know this means war.
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