Monday, July 16, 2007

Blogging: My new addiction

I plan to use this quote in my future writing endeavor- a memoir of my life with Gengs Cass:

"Dude, from that spot you might be able to see my bawls… And they're not pretty. I don't care what anyone says about balls; I've seen mine, and it's not a pleasant sight."


Despite my penchant for Josh-bashing, all jokes aside, I've dedicated 2 hours of my morning searching for jobs and furniture for Joshie-poo. I hope everyone is doing their part as well. However, my research has been slightly hindered; I've found that all of the spoon & a-hole jokes and references to boxes have crowded out some of the more relevant practical facts, like sociology major, work experience, etc. Besides beer brewing, what else might interest you?


Also, FYI, if you hit "settings" when looking at your blogger dashboard, you can see other people's drafts. Quite frankly DK (or should I use lower case letters?), I don't know why you don't just post your draft; the blowing off of footware really got me chuckling. I also wanted to remind you to inform Matt that should he desire to properly fuse with the rest of the torso (no biological puns intended), it is obligatory that he have an uber cheap blue floral mattress with- let's us not neglect the most vital part- a dip in the center large enough to create a centripetal force that incommodiously and awkwardly draws two sleeping bodies together with waking force.

Emma? Is that you, Michelle? And is Mike on here?

5 comments:

Gregorio said...

I think you should play up the fact the josh is also musically talented (typical band practice aside). And he is a skilled barber. And don't forget about the culinary skills. And of course his love for all things balls.

Also is it actually a centripetal force? Because doesn't that force act perpendicular to which way the object moves? Therefore causing it to move in a circle? Although it definitely is an inward force and that makes sense. hmmm. I'm not sure on this one. I asked my co-worker who was a physics major and he didn't quite agree with it. But he couldn't come up with anything better besides inward-mattress-slanting-force. I need more answers.

Pcakes said...

Ah, touche! While centripetal, as you mentioned, does indeed suggest an inward force, "centrum" being center, and "petere" meaing "tend towards," (Thanks for that, Wikipedia) I failed to account for the standard denotation: centripetal forces keep bodies in circular motion. However, my dear friend Wikipedia suggests that any force, including gravity can act as a centripetal force. Then there is also talk of central forces... Hmmm... Could I simply say that Matt must find a mattress with a dip so dramatic that it has its own gravitational pull? Keep in mind this is not your average inward slope; we're talking sinkage like quick sand with a touch of the awe-spiring. I'm thinking Grand Canyon here....

MS said...

is cornflower blue ok?
how does this group feel about the electric slide or better yet, Freak-Nasty's "da Dip"?

Genghis Cassidy said...

I feel less and less literate every time I read someone else's post. You guys must have torn the SATs apart.

Also, focusing the job search to things that interest me pretty much eliminates everything.

If I had to list things that I am into these days it would probably look like this:

Drinking
Drums
Blacking Out
Music
Making Beer
Can Handing
Burritos
Getting Kicked out of Bars


Now, unfortunately, there are quite a few people in our area who have a little more burrito making experience than myself, so that is off. Music, basically the same thing. Pretty clearly if Paggi can't make a living in music, my best hope would be to get a job at a record store. But even then, I wouldn't know anything about any CD not found in the Punk section.
So that pretty much leaves drinking.

While this may be posed in a semi-joking (or semi-Joshing, if you will) fashion, I am having sever difficulties thinking about anything else I could do.

I checked out all your postings Pam, and I don't think I would apply to any of them. But I do very much appreciate your effort. If nothing else, it makes me realize how much I am slacking and need to get on this.

Tits.

MS said...

genghis want to start a company up? we could specialize in punk-rock burritos with comic book names and sell them outside the opening of movies when fanboys are waiting to see that midnight showing of Iphone 2: The musical.