Your hair is everywhere

So I have shaved like 3 times now (not total, but in reference to this post) and I have one hair that has eluded me. I can't tell if I keep missing it, or if it is made of steel or something, but there is a single 1 inch pubic hair residing on my upper lip. I am kind of worried it is going to keep flying under the radar until it is like 3 inches long and is getting in my food and crap. Anyway, if you see me, don't make fun of me, because I am sensitive. Not kidding. I am like a vagina that cries.